Make a Wish...

[Jay]

Granted, you don't have to go to work tomorrow, but that is becuase you are now snowed in and can't leave. This eventually kills the electricity in your area, and you are now cold and without power for nearly two weeks.

I wish that actually never happens to Ealyne :U

[WEDNESDAY]

Granted~

But instead, you get a blistering heatwave with temperatures well over forty degrees centigrade, which causes many sleepless nights. Oh, and the drains at your place had burst the day before, and the repairman's place is closed for the week. The electricity has also been shut off at your place.

I wish for a real life Rapidash and Serperior =O

[Jay]

x3; You know what is totally sad about that? It has actually happened before..... I'm serious.

Granted but the Rapidash can't control his flames and ends up burning your house down, and the Serprior can't get a large enough meal (given that it's a huge snake) and resolves to eat humans therefore attacking you and ending up eating you.

I wish the stupid credit card companies would stop sending more "Sign up for a credit card now!" letters in the mail.

[WEDNESDAY]

Granted =D

They now send you "Sign up for two more credit cards now!" letters instead :3

I wish for world peace =D

[Lady Leaf]

Granted, until you realize you are stuck in a comma and the world peace is nothing more but a dream.

I wish everything I wanted to write would write its self through my thoughts.

[Jay]

Granted but then all of your thoughts become exposed as they start writing themselves on walls around you.

I wish my allergies would freaking die.

[Rarity]

Granted; no more allergies! 'Gratz! However, you then get severe arthritis and can no longer type without excruciating pain :<

I wish I was a unicorn!

[Jay]

Granted but the unicorn is super small and made of plastic x3

I wish for the safety of those in Japan =/

[Rarity]

Granted, but now another country is in even worse peril!

I wish I had a bigger TV

[Jay]

Granted but then you have no power to work the TV.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Admiral Striker General]

You're given a giant bathtub full of buttered popcorn ice cream! ...Yes. It exists. Also you aren't allowed to eat anything else until you finish it all.


I wish I had full control over time.

[Jay]

Granted but then Dialga appears and launches a cosmic war on you.

I wish I knew what to do with my hair.

[Maid Melody]

Granted~ but now you don't know what you want to wear.

I wish work would quit being so uber stressful and making Elayne lose muse ~_~

[Jay]

Granted~ You now have your muse, yet you reply to just about everything... and then everyone around you loses muse, and you're left bored and nothing fun happens for moths xP.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Lady Leaf]

Granted! But it melted before you could eat it. Yumm soup.

I wish I had a higher post count then Jay =P

[Longcat Haz Long]

Granted, but it's only on a forum you started alone, in which you are...forever alone.

I wish I was a woman.

[Jay]

Granted but then you turn into an older woman going through menopause with hot flashes and night sweats and so many metabolic issues that you just want to die x3.

I wish for a DS that's actually mine, isn't broken, won't get taken away from me/lost/stolen/ect isn't part of a mechanicalist project to destroy humanity (though Indi would certainly enjoy it immensely), hasn't been digested once or more, won't morph into a transformer or become a digital devise that transports me to another dimension where I now have to become a hero and save all humanity and digimon, isn't part of a ploy by Cruxis to retake Symphonia, hasn't been subject to trauma in the form of any kind....... as well as B&W in the same context as the DS x3 ya....

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you are now able to see the future but are now depressed because there are no more surprises anymore and you know what everyone's going to do before they do it thus taking the mystery/fun out of life.

I wish that Elayne didn't have stupid allergies >8U

[Ball Rat]

Granted, but now you have SMART allergies that enjoy letting you think they're gone and making you sneeze at the last moment. :3;;

I wish... I weren't such a scaredy-cat. X3;

[Jay]

x3; granted, you're super brave but then with an actual lack of fear, you start getting a super hero complex and end up hurting yourself.

I wish my roomie would stop playing the God damn Shuffle song xD;