Random Quotes

[Admiral Striker General]

Random quotes you find amazing and simply have to share. x3

tehsgness (10:42:48 PM): I have decided you must give Jack yet another personality
tehsgness (10:43:02 PM): Any guesses?
jaybirdcalls (10:43:55 PM): ?
tehsgness (10:44:25 PM): White Jack x3
jaybirdcalls (10:46:01 PM): .............xD Anti-Jack?
tehsgness (10:47:20 PM): x3 Indeed. He would be shy, chivalrous, chaste, noble-... pretty much the mutant offspring of Jayme and Miguel. xD
tehsgness (10:48:10 PM): x3 Oh and clumsy
jaybirdcalls (10:48:40 PM): ..................xD that's both disgusting and unnerving
tehsgness (10:49:01 PM): xDD
tehsgness (10:49:06 PM): Disgusting?
jaybirdcalls (10:50:20 PM): =p you don't realize the crack paring that went through my head just now o3o between Jayme and Miguel
tehsgness (10:50:45 PM): x'''3
tehsgness (10:50:56 PM): I ship Miguel/Rosa so
tehsgness (10:50:58 PM): *SHOT*
jaybirdcalls (10:51:05 PM): ..............I do too
tehsgness (10:51:08 PM): xDDD
jaybirdcalls (10:51:08 PM): *is shot moar*
tehsgness (10:51:10 PM): <<<3333
jaybirdcalls (10:51:13 PM): x3

[Prince Pony Age]

x'3 one that a friend of mine said some days ago.

"California's the size of like...the British Isles."

also, a great one from the same friend and one more friend:

[02:29] Steven Moats: Are you off my profile?
[02:30] Steven Moats: yes
[02:30] Steven Moats: then how could you type that?
[02:30] Steven Moats: magic

and finally, my friends' idea on what I should say in my cover-letter that I was required to write to apply for an internship position in my school's Center for Student Success:

give me this internship or i'll slap you upside that gimp head of yours so fucking hard your contact lens will get knocked up into your brain to provide you with the moment of clarity to cry out, 'oh why did not allow that girl into my internship program at the beginning of this endeavor!

[Admiral Striker General]

x3 Mmm, persuasion~ xP

And-

Warning: Mild mature content.

inarisuicune:
x'3 Oh, btw
In light of the fact that Break's age is literally impossible to determine, given not only do the numbers in the manga conflict with the character guide, but the manga conflicts with itself, I have come to a decision on how old Break is from now on.

Verlorens Zaiphon:
Oh?

inarisuicune:
x3 Indeed
From now on, I'm just going to say Break is eternally 34.

Verlorens Zaiphon:
LOL
How did you coem to that number?

inarisuicune:
....
34

Verlorens Zaiphon:
come*

inarisuicune:
Exactly
*SHOT*

[Prince Pony Age]

NIIICE SG x'3 I (literally) lol'd and I think I disturbed my roomie since I guess she has a migraine or something and I was sorry but I couldn't help that sudden spurt of laughter.