FINE, I'LL Take Him Then D:

[Admiral Striker General]

Char: Kali
Shop: Main
Buying: Slaking
Cost: $1400

<< Poor guy's been here almost as long as Tangrowth. D:

[Jay]

Name:
Species: Slaking
Gender: Male
Ability: Truant
Personality: Generally rather calm, this Slaking doesn't seem to let much bother him. That being said, whatever finally does hit his nerve tends to send him over the edge and into a violent rage. His Truant ability does not help during his rage, and he often finds himself having to stop and take a second to recover before continuing on his rampage. On better days, he enjoys being around kids and small pokemon often letting them climb on him and the like. He's prone to napping at random moments and seems to have the ability to sleep with his eyes open.

[Admiral Striker General]

*SNORT* X"D Oh God he just turned into the scary-ass stuffed gorilla I had as a kid... X'''3 It had these big eyes that looked to one side, and the whites were just SO VERY white and caught even the tiniest amount of light, so in a dark room there'd just be this huge MASS of black fur STARING AT YOU. X"D I'm just glad I was like 13 and not 7. As it was I loved that gorilla SO HARD, just as long as I didn't look at it at night. XDD

*creatively names him Gorilla* |D