Make a Wish...

[Maid Melody]

Granted, someone has brought you dinner but it's everything that you hate and you're forced to eat it ... ALL of it.

I wish that I had more muse.

[Jay]

Granted, you have a boat ton of muse but then your computer breaks and you're unable to get onto VC D:

I wish I had more pen *shot*

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you now have moar pen but it's only 1 pen and thus you can't do much at all with it.

I wish meh internet would stop acting weird >:

[Jay]

Granted your internet is working fine now. However, you lose your soul to the internet.

I wish for muse to work on NaNoWriMo

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you now have more muse to work on your story for NaNoWriMo but now you have no muse for VC and the story consumes any and all free time you have.

I wish that my posts would write themselves when I thought of them.

[Jay]

Granted, but then your brain becomes part of the internet and all your deepest thoughts appear in posts whether you want them to or not.

I wish for a strawberry sundae

[Maid Melody]

Granted, but you are now allergic to strawberries and can't have the Sunday.

I wish that my room would clean itself.

[Jay]

Granted but then your room develops OCD and moves your stuff around when you're not looking.

I wish that the entropy in the world would quit increasing.

[Admiral Striker General]

Granted. The definition of entropy has now changed to be synonymous with 'generosity'. Entropy in the world proceeds to decrease steadily forever.

I wish that both of my children would sleep at the same time as each other and me- that whenever I happen to sleep, whatever time of day it may be, whether it's on a schedule or not, that they would go to sleep when I do and wake up when I do, without being notably more of a hassle while awake as a consequence.

[MCstorms]

Wish granted , but now you develop narcolepsy and fall asleep at random times.

I wish my Grammar was a lot better.

[Maid Melody]

Granted, your grammar is now a lot better than before but you are now forced to speak in the same manner as you type and are constantly correcting other people thus getting them irritated at you.

Elayne wishes that she wasn't so busy .x.

[Jay]

Granted, but now you don't have anything to do and are stuck being bored forever.

I wish this semester was over.

[Admiral Striker General]

Your school except for LH is spontaneously sucked into a black hole, ending the semester early as well as all semesters forever. Additionally, all other universities refuse to accept refugees for fear of radiation, even though that doesn't really make sense. You are never able to finish school and get your degree, and to make matters worse you didn't even get the credits from this semester for your resume. Actually, the only person who isn't afraid of radiation despite what you keep trying to explain is a nice farm boy named Jim Bob Joe, and he's sweet and seems to have a crush on you, but he refers to a laminator as 'that there fancy machine what puts da plastic on da paper', and seems to consider it the most amazing piece of technology he's ever seen.

I wish I had a giant Snuggie made of the same material as my comforter.

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you now have a snuggie that's the same material as your comforter; however it's so big that you get lost in it.

Elayne wishes that she could decide what she wants for the Black Friday sale orz

[Jay]

Granted but by the time you know what you want, the sale has ended.

I wish I had more pen.

[Baroness Charmissey]

Granted but a thief steals it all away from you! D:


I wish I could go into the world of Pokemon.

[Jay]

Granted but you can never come back home :B

I wish I had some advil...

[Baroness Charmissey]

I knew someone was going to say that XD


granted but it worked to well and seeing as you can't feel pain you broke a leg! D:


I wish my muse would work.

[Jay]

Granted but then you have hyperactive muse and no one around you has muse.

I wish the fighting would stop.

[Baroness Charmissey]

I think that came true DX

Granted but then everything is so peaceful you go insane!


I wish I could fly.