Make a Wish...

[★ Ryuujin !]

We totally need a game in here yo. I'm surprised that nobody has started one yet.

And this game is fun, no lie. I know all of you people will love it, because you all have twisted minds. (That's a compliment, I swear >w>)

Basically someone makes a wish, you corrupt it, and then make a wish of your own.

Example:

Poster 1:
< I wish I could fly

Poster 2:
^ Granted, but then you accidentally fall asleep at 100 feet, plummet to the ground and die upon impact.
< I wish I had some chocolate.

Poster 3:
^Granted, but it's filled with grubs
<I wish...

Etc.

Get it?
Good >3

I'll start then

I wish I had a cookie... >w>

[Groovetastic]

^Granted

...but you now have tetanus and diabetes [Wilford Brimley anyone?] because I cooked in a bunch of rusty old nails and made the cookie gigantic, and almost entirely out of sugar!

I wish: that I could always get up on time without the use of a bedside alarm clock.

[★ Ryuujin !]

^ Wish granted. But now, you're always up! You can never sleep, and you're always tired. What a shame.

I wish... that I could have a never ending bag of caramel corn

[Groovetastic]

^ Your wish is my command Ryuu~ and is thusly granted

...but you start eating it and realise that you can't stop eating it! Soon you grow so fat that you can't move, the teeth in your mouth rotting and falling out of your mouth in quick order. The intake of fat and calories soon clogs your arteries and the fat you gain literally stretches your stomach out, splitting open your belly. You die from a lack of blood and oxygen to your heart, and from bloodloss due to the wound made by your over expanded stomach.

...You died happy though because you love your caramel corn! Huzzah! xD -glomps Ryuu-

I wish: that I could see well enough to not need glasses.

[★ Ryuujin !]

....
YOU TURNED ME INTO A BLOB! A DEAD BLOB AT THAT!
H-how cruel of you...
*Squished by glomp*
OH, I SEE HOW IT IS! D:

....
Fine. *Crawls into corner, all squished and blobbish*

Wish granted. Teme.
You're now able to see. You can see quite well... too well, actually. You can see things that you never wanted to see - Demons who are after you now that you can see them, and they want you dead. Each one that you lay your eyes on shows you a vision of how they would kill you. Essentially, you die over and over and over again, completely at the mercy of these beasts.

>w> (I luv you Groove-san :3 I swear!)

I wish for more juice D:

[Jay]

Granted.... but then I take your juice :3

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Granted :3
You know exactly what to wish for, but there are too many things to wish for now! Not only that, but you are given an ultimatum, if you cant choose, you perish. Despite this, you still can't seem to make up your mind, and the clock is ticking.

D:

I wish that my ferret would stop digging in the corner of the cage so I could go to bed 3<

[Jay]

O.o
Granted but then the ferret stops moving stops breathing and then winds up dead....

I wish Ryuu would come to chatbox o.O

[★ Ryuujin !]

(Poor Ferret D: .... at least its quiet, LOL *shot*)

Wish granted
Ryuu goes to the chatbox, but suddenly her keyboard explodes, attacking her violently in a flurry of shattering plastic and knocks her out, leaving her in a coma that she doesn't wake from for months.

(... I feel so violent toward myself right now...)

I wish I wasn't so violent toward myself in my messages xD

[Jay]

Granted but then you find yourself violent towards yourself in real life o.O and then you end up in a soft padded room with many soft padded friends ._.

xD I wish I could get the other office attendant lady to give me a doughnut.

[★ Ryuujin !]

(Hey, at least its soft xD)

Wish granted
She gives you a doughnut, and you happily take it. It smells amazing, so warm, fluffy and sweet. It's the largest one out of the bunch that she has. Hungry, you take a big bite out of it, chew, and swallow. It tastes amazing. The best doughnut that you've ever had. Looking at her, you ask her what kind it is. With a sweet smile, she tells you it's made with ground up meal worms and tarantula eggs. Yuck.

I wish I didn't have insomnia ><

[Jay]

(FOOD POISONING @_@)

Granted but then you pull a Rip van Winkle and sleep for years and years xD

I wish college wasn't so expensive D8

[★ Ryuujin !]

(Sleeeeeeeeeep *wants*)

Wish granted
College isn't expensive, matter of fact, it doesn't cost any money at all! Though, now that there isn't any income coming in from the students, the teachers aren't qualified for the classes that they're teaching at all. You've got bums and normal John's and Jane's teaching about things they've never even learned about, because their teachers were just as adequate as they are. Because of this, the government refuses to help the schools, and cuts off all funds, grants and scholarships. Nobody can learn how to do certain jobs, including doctoring, engineering and culinary arts. The good health toll drops drastically, people are getting sick and dying. Food tastes disgusting, as nobody knows how to care for crops, butcher meats right and they're being cooked to completely unhealthy standards. Technology begins to fail and human kind is sent back into the dark ages. Well, damn.

I wish that my phone charger would work *growls at it*

[Jay]

(You have no idea how much that depressed me xD; lol)

Granted but as soon as it works, it changes your phone into a Transformer and the crazy little robot goes on a shooting rampage. It then affects all other metal objects around it making a super huge Transformer that decides to kill off the human race and join Megatron.

I wish the paperwork would do itself o.O

[★ Ryuujin !]

(D: Sorry, LOL. I get too creative sometimes, then the domino's just... fall ^^
(HO-SHIZ YO! BAD DECEPTICON! 3<)

Wish granted
Your paperwork happily does itself as you ask. Matter of fact, it does it all perfectly, without a single mistake. Though, once it finishes itself, it gets up and jumps into the shredder.

I wish my damn cosplay would be done already, It's taking forever to do.

[Jay]

(OMG Shredder ;w; lol xD)

Granted your cosplay gets finished, but when you finish it and you go to put it on, it rips in half and everything falls apart.

._. I wish I wasn't so obsessed with collecting every single one of the Death Note bobble heads in the collection.

[★ Ryuujin !]

(Shredders can be evil. >w> Especially when they eat your drawings 3<)
(.... Oh god. I would die inside. Utterly die. All that hard work.... *dies at the thought)

Wish granted
You no longer obsess over collecting every single one of the Death Note bobble heads in the collection, and it makes you feel very relieved. Oh no, you feel EXTREMELY relieved. Though... only now, you've suddenly become obsessed with collecting every bobble head that exists in the world. Good luck with that.

I wish I could understand what my dog is saying when he barks at me...

[Jay]

(o-o obsession!)

Granted but then he turns out to be some philosophical being from another planet and has decided you are the chosen one to try and save his home world. He whisks you away from earth and you end up on an epic journey to save the world. However, in the end, you are trapped by the ultimate evil in the universe, and he steals your soul. In the end of it all, you wind up a zombie with no other will than to do the work of evil.

I wish the office wasn't out of tea =x=

[★ Ryuujin !]

(You know... that almost sounds epic enough that I would totally do it.... sans the zombie part >w>)

Wish granted
The office is no longer out of tea. The office is so warm, smells so good... so much like sweet, sultry tea. There's plenty of tea, many varieties, you can smell it so well, you can almost taste it the smell is so strong. Hey.... hey wait a minute. You can taste it! Hey! HEY LOOK! YOU'RE SWIMMING IN IT! The tea in the office ruins everything, machinery, important papers... you name it, its gone.

I wish I could find my black Magic The Gathering TCG deck ;_; It has my nightmare in it... and I want it 3<

[Jay]

(I actually wouldn't mind swimming in tea if it didn't ruin the office stuff o.O)

Granted but then the world suddenly implodes from you getting it back. .3.

I wish I could see the future.