Make a Wish...

[Prince Pony Age]

You do! ...It's my father's government issue laptop from like ten years ago. Man it sucks so hard.

I wish... hmm. I wish I didn't have so much crap to do xD

[Jay]

Granted but now you don't have anything to do and will be bored for the rest of your life 8'3

I wish I didn't have an 8 am class.

[Rarity]

You no longer have an 8 AM class. Instead, you have a 4 AM class.

I wish I had another cat.

[Jay]

Granted you have another cat, yet this cat has a supernatural ability to walk into your dreams and torments your mind for all eternity with strange evil nightmares.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Caden Bunny]

^Granted, you are now asleep and will not get up for at least fifty years, but hey, at least you aren't tired now.

I wish there was something good on T.V.

[Jay]

Granted but then your TV breaks right in the middle of a show leaving you with a cliff hanger.

I wish the cafeteria was open.

[Admiral Striker General]

It opens, but it's only serving pickled snails. Also, it's mandatory all students eat some. :3

I wish I had a foot-tall full-grown pet Zebra. o3o

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but it seems to have an evil streak, eating all of your games and game consoles instead of grass! o.o

I wish I didn't have this stitch in my back. ><;; Owowowowowowow!

[Jay]

Granted but then it's on your forehead instead o3o;

I wish it was the weekend.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted! But you are completely bogged with homework. =<


I wish I had the muse to complete all my unfinished projects. |3

[HarkumHorror]

Granted! but now you can't stop doing your projects and have no time for anything else.

I wish I was invincible.

[VEGETA]

Granted~! Although you'll go crazy from living forever in a few thousand years x3

I wish I never had to work..

[Maid Melody]

Granted~
however you quickly run out of money and have to spend the last remaining years of your life living in your mom's basement

I wish work wasn't so stressful ^_^;;

[Jay]

Granted work is now easy, but now your home-life is stressful instead =/

I wish I knew what compels dogs to stick their heads out of car windows when they go for rides.

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you now realize that dogs stick their heads out of windows but now wish to do the same thing yourself.

I wish that my coffee would heat itself up

[Jay]

Granted but then it all evaporates.

I wish I didn't have three tests ._.

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you no longer have 3 tests but now must write 3 10,000 word essays on the subject and what you learned.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Baroness Charmissey]

Granted, you no longer have a headache but now the pain in your head has gone to your spine and you can barely walk.

I wish I didn't have writer's block so much >_<

[Jay]

Granted but then you have so much muse that your head explodes.

I wish I wasn't hungry ._.;

[Maid Melody]

Granted, but now you are thirsty and can't seem to quench the thirst no matter how hard you try.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow...