Make a Wish...

[★ Ryuujin !]

(.... DAYUM! My nightmare really IS scary. LOL~!)

Wish granted
You can see the future. Not just yours, but everyone's around you. Only problem is that you see their deaths, nothing more. Well... at least you can avoid bad places :3

I wish I had the money for my trip to Virginia right now. D<

[Jay]

Granted but then inflation suddenly spikes and your money is only enough for half a plane trip, and you end up alone without any money in the middle of nowhere.

Jay wishes that people would stop asking her to run errands to the SAME Walmart every 2 hours D<

[Groovetastic]

^ Granted! ^o^

But then you find that you can't move your legs no matter what you try to do... isn't that splendid?

I wish: that our bodies didn't have whatever it is that makes us itch!

[Jay]

Granted but then our bodies don't have legs either.

I wish I could go home already ._.

[Admiral Striker General]

You are able to go home, but subsequently find yourself unable to leave it ever again. Then your internet and phone both get shut off. :3


I wish morning sickness did not exist. |D

[Jay]

Granted but then night sickness would appear and be ten times as worse than morning sickness =U

Jay wishes that her cake had not decided to explode while in the oven leaving a giant hole in the cake itself ;w;

[Admiral Striker General]

Time is reversed, and the event does not occur. Instead, it explodes AFTER you take it out of the oven, still leaving a giant hole, and this time launching the contents onto and searing Jay's face. :3

('x3; For the record, "morning" sickness is just a NAME; it occurs at any and sometimes all times of the day.. D': )

8'3 I wish I could draw Alaric, without losing the ability to draw anything else or being required to draw.

[Ethereal]

Wish granted, but every time you draw him he comes to life and criticizes your artwork. He will not leave until you destroy each drawing.

I wish my phone wasn't such a butthead.

[Admiral Striker General]

... That's a CORRUPTION?<3<3<3<3 x''D Alaric being real for ANY amount of time and ANY reason would be AMAZING. 8'D .... o3o OOH, this also means all I'd have to do is start drawing any time I'm feeling-- *SHOTHARD* '; MOVING ON.

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Your phone behaves perfectly. Instead your computer is TWICE the butthead. ^^

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I wish Ether's corruption of my last wish would actually happen. xDD

[Ethereal]

lol oops. Granted, but instead of it being the hot Alaric it is the ninety year old deaf Alaric who comes to life. He thinks he is always playing (winning) bingo and demands that you give him a prize.

I wish I had a puppy that would love me, not ruin my life/things, and die at a normal age.

[Admiral Striker General]

(.. x'D I wouldn't care if it was older/un-hot since I adore his personality, but yes, deaf and senile will certainly kill that. x''3 LAWL.)

Congratulations! You are the proud new owner of a Bull Mastiff/Great Dane puppy! In an unprecedented event, the lovable and well-behaved dog gets his mother's height and father's proportions upon growing up, closer resembling a pony than a dog. In fact, you're able to charge the neighborhood children fees to ride him. While he is a blessing and enrichment, and as such certainly could never ruin your life, he does take up about 90% of your free time, as well as a majority of you family's funds for his food and upkeep. You're able to eat and survive and afford basic things well enough (though largely thanks to the extra from those pony rides he's been giving), but very rarely see a night out to eat or movie or any smallest luxury again until he finally dies at the ripe old age of 14.

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|3 I wish for a real-life Shuppet which accurately follows descriptions and cannot be killed or taken from me.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
You get the shuppet, and its certainly real and alive. But its a trouble maker. The shuppet runs amok around the world, annoying global leaders. Enough so to the point that they call the ghost busters! They hunt down your shuppet, attack it with their proton packs, and suck it into one of their many ghost traps. "You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment. " Well... they have now, and what'll ya know, they find out something special about their new beta. Since the shuppet can't be taken from you... THEY SUCK YOU IN TOO! Now you'll spend the rest of your life in a ghost trap with a shuppet. Have fun with that. =]

I wish for some Ectoplasmic residue....

[Jay]

Granted but then it seeps into your skin and then slowly turns you into a strange zombie creature. From then you are attacked by Ghost Busters who take you in to examine you. After being examined and taken apart, your remains will be scattered through out the Indian Ocean :3

I wish Santa... I mean... Ieri was real *is killed by Ieri*

[★ Ryuujin !]

(LOL, Poor Ieri xD)

Wish granted
Irei is real! But... He's extremely overweight, sweaty, smelly and on the verge of a heart attack. Geez, when did he let himself go? What's better, he's placed in your care. If he dies, it falls on your head as murder. Have fun!

I wish I had a different cell phone *boots hers*

[Jay]

(*weeps*.....)

Granted but your new cellphone gives you radiation and you have to go to the hospital only to find that you'll probably die from it.

;_; I wish I knew what to wish for....

[Admiral Striker General]

You figure it out only to discover you've wasted your wish to discover it, meaning you cannot make your perfect wish. By the time another opportunity arises, it has completely gone from your memory, and you are eternally tormented by the fact that you had had the perfect uncorruptable wish with no downside to anyone and will never ever know what it was.

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I wish I could control my dreams.

[Jay]

Granted but then you will be struck with insomnia forever and have no dreams o.O

I wish the puppy would stop pacing << she's worrying me with pacing this late at night...

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
Your puppy no longer paces, because it no longer has no legs! How terrible!

I wish I had an Allen plushie D:

[Jay]

(D8 mah puppeh....)

Granted, and now you have an Allen plushie to call your very own. You're very happy with this and carry Allen everywhere you go. However, in little over an hour after getting him, the Allen plushie's head falls off and somehow gets eaten by a dog where Allen's head will remain for a very long time.

I wish for toast ._.

[Admiral Striker General]

(Insomnia you say? *looks at clock* ... |D)


You get the toast, but it promptly bursts into flames five minutes later.


I wish I could sleep and wake on a whim. |3