Make a Wish...

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish Granted
You have your shiny furret, and man, do you love it. Only... it's rabid. It manages to bite you and gives you rabies as well. You fall into a spasm, not having a rabies shot. Because of this, your heart speeds up until it explodes.

I wish my headache would go away... and not come back...

[Jay]

Granted but then the muscles in your legs cramp up and you can't walk.

I wish for skittles.

[EvilDragonGod]

Your wish is granted, but the skittles are made of stone.

I wish for everyone to have a red hat.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
Everyone has a red hat. And they totally pwn. But, The hats are mind controlling! And they all want to kill you! You now find yourself running from a race wearing red hats who want you dead. Hide well, my friend.

I wish I had a stress ball right now. I wanna squish something >_>

[Jay]

<_< Granted but then you also have monumental strength and accidentally cause the squeeze ball to pop as soon as you squeeze it.

I wish I had enough ingredients to make my tacos T~T

[★ Ryuujin !]

( poor stress ball.. but... DAYUM, THE THINGS I CAN DO WITH THIS STRENGTH! *Makes a heroic pose*... *shot*)

Wish granted
You have the ingredients, and they taste wonderful!... to everyone but you. Everyone else ate them all, and you didn't get any!

I wish I was better at talking on the phone >__>

[Daci]

(PS Ryuujin. I didn't ask if I could have one. I asked if I could be one. So... ya.)

Granted. But you talk too much and annoy random people when you call.

I wish I could ride the Kamikaze without getting sick or barfed on EVER.

[★ Ryuujin !]

(Oh well :P Doesn't really matter. Either way, you'd be rabid and die. >w>)
(... Well, I already feel like that on the phone xD Just don't make calls, LOL)

Wish granted
You don't feel sick on it, and you don't get thrown up on either... but all the pressure builds within you, and your head explodes.

I wish I had more chocolate VwV

[Jay]

Granted but then I take your chocolate.

I wish it would rain ._.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
It rains, making everything cool and wet, and god, does it smell amazing. But now, its been days, and it won't stop raining. Creeks and lakes are flooding, excess water rushing down roads, washing away cars, people and pets. The water level continues to rise and eventually swallows your town, and everyone within it, whole, never to be seen again, as this flood has created a new lake over it. Good news though, the government has made the lake a national park in memory of all the lives lost, including you, and its even named after you! Don't you feel special.

I wish it would cool down a bit, no more 100 degree days xP

[Admiral Striker General]

("Granted, but now there are whole bunch of guys running without clothes near your house, schools and daycares. Teachers are doing it too." ...And, in context with my body-type requirements, what part of this is bad at ALL? xD To discount the ONLY part of this that might be able to be taken as such, if it were socially acceptable we wouldn't really have a problem with the kids seeing it either so.. x'''3)

Never again to temperatures reach 100 degrees. Instead every day of the year is exactly 98 degrees.


x'3 I wish for a corruption of my previous wish that isn't closer to fetish fuel. *SHOT*

[★ Ryuujin !]

"I wish it was socially acceptable to not wear clothes so long as you fall within certain mid-range age and weight restrictions and are not overtly hairy or deformed"

(Hmm... lessee...)

Wish granted
It's perfectly normal to see half of society not wearing clothes anymore. But you need to choose one or the other, according to the government and stay that way. Clothes, or no clothes. It feels great in the summer for those who prefer to do it, but in the winter, they drop like flies, freezing to death.

(... Why do almost all of my granted wishes end with death? LOL)

I wish I knew why I was so morbid >_>

[Admiral Striker General]

(x3 Lol THAT'S awesome.)

You discover the reason, but so do a plethora of psychoanalysis officials who determine than the signs you show are far more dangerous than most serial killers, and you are promptly locked away for life.

I wish I could concentrate on things when I say I'm going to instead of getting distracted so easily.

[Jay]

Granted but then you get a large round of apathy that you don't even bother to say you are going to do anything at all ._.

I wish I could remember my dreams.

[Daci]

Granted, but in remembering them you dream about the apocalypse. You tell all your friends, and no one believes you. You have an emo breakdown from the scary dreams and everyone calling you insane.

I wish I had a Tablet that is not broken, used, suckish, possessed, or has anything else wrong with it. It is a perfect, regular tablet.

[Jay]

Granted but then your computer breaks so the tablet is virtually useless.

I wish I could get some breakfast tacos or something.

[Daci]

Wish Granted, but the Tacos are possessed. They come alive in your hands and, in turn, eat you!

I wish that my router didn't suck.

[Jay]

Granted but then your computer crashes.

I wish there were no internet trolls that get on chat for the sole purpose of making everyone go 'wtf'.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
Trolls disappear, nobody bugs chatboxes anymore... because there isn't any to troll. All Chatboxes were taken down and discontinued across the web.

I wish my finger would stop bleeding D<

[Jay]

Granted. Your finger stops bleeding, but then you can't stop sneezing.

I wish I could stop sneezing ;___;