Make a Wish...

[★ Ryuujin !]

(What's this? A wish was skipped? Looks like I get to corrupt two then >3 *rubs paws together evilly)

Wish number one granted
You get your toast. It's so warm, buttery and delicious. You eat it, and it fills you up. So amazing, toast is. Though, after you eat it, you start to feel sick and develop food poisoning from it. You begin to throw up uncontrollably and can't keep food down, causing you to drop weight like crazy and become even small and frail. There's only one solution to your problem. You must eat a diet of high protein foods for a couple months - bugs and fish eggs. Yucky.

Wish number two granted
You can sleep and wake on a whim. It's great, not having to try to fall asleep, or set an alarm clock to wake. But, there's a problem. The whim... it's not your whim. Several people have the whim to make you wake or sleep, and they're all against you. They make you sleep when you'd rather be awake, missing important things, and they make you stay awake when there's nothing to do.

I wish I had a pony... (LOLZ, INORITE? *shot*)

[Jay]

XD Granted but then the pony has insomnia and stalks you everywhere in order for you to try and help him get to sleep. There is no cure though =U so now you have a pony following you everywhere you go.

Jay wishes of r fighting type Eevee so Ieri could keep his fighting type trend <.<

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
There's a fighting eevee evolution! It's skillful and strong, graceful and brilliant. But it's fairly small... and pink... and Irei dislikes it because it's so frilly and girly. Not to mention, the pokemon loves to put Irei in dresses and tutu's. He manages to escape the high heels though. DANCE IREI, DANCE! *Dodges the fist thrown at her face*

I wish that damn insomnia pony would stop following me around >_>

[Jay]

(The Ieri slander lol =P)

Granted but then Light Yagami follows you around all day laughing his creepy laugh <_<

I wish I had the power to time travel

[★ Ryuujin !]

(... *Shoves a sock into Lights mouth and cuddles him* :3)

Wish granted
You have the power to time travel! You can go anywhere in time! But, you end up getting seen by yourself in another time period, causing a paradox which in turn, causes the universe to explode.

I wish I had more Nutella T-T

[Admiral Striker General]

You get three jars. However, someone else eats them all before you can.


|D I wish my daughter sleeps peacefully for several more hours so SG can get some decent sleep herself.

[Gorre; the Machinator]

Granted, but both you and her die in your sleep; freddie kreuger style!

I wish I had some salsa...

[Jay]

Granted but then when you eat it it turns to acid and burns a hole in your stomach.

Jay wishes she could get off work early today.

[Admiral Striker General]

... My 10-month-old daughter being slaughtered is not funny or amusing to anyone in any way... =/ Nor is it appropriate. Please attempt to keep your posts silly, light, ironic, or ridiculous in nature as opposed to sick and horror-inducing.

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You get off work several hours early today, and every day from now on. However, your paycheck reflects these new shorter hours quite heavily. ..Ah well, more VC time, right?


I wish for there to be even a single fanfic on the internet that focuses on my current favorite ship.

[Jay]

Granted but there are so many grammatical errors in it, it is impossible to read.

Jay wishes the temperature would be more moderate x.x

[Admiral Striker General]

(x'3 And I'd be thankful even for one THAT bad as long as it meant there at least technically WAS one. xD)

The temperature is set to a consistent 72 degrees worldwide for eternity. The climate balance is disrupted massively, causing untold dramatic affects within the ecosystem due to the planet's shock. Of course, these only last until the ice caps finish melting, eventually flooding most of the world.


I wish I had a real obedient Ditto that no one would even try to take away or exploit in any way which required no care to remain happy and healthy and as such did remain so at all times which would only take what forms I told it to when I told it to with absolute obedience and accuracy without this wish inexplicably causing me or others some type of discomfort or harm to prevent me from enjoying it. |3

[Ethereal]

Granted, but your ditto has an identity crisis and needs to go to therapy sessions which are quite expensive. It also has been experimenting by wearing your clothes and makeup. However, to prevent you from feeling uncomfortable, your ditto has the ability to transform into a pillow and often makes you and your family laugh.

I wish for my summer AP work to be finished, done well, without my teacher finding out that I wished for it, and to automatically be grade-A material.

[Groovetastic]

^^^ Wish granted, but a dog breaks into your house and tears it to shreds the day before you have to turn it in. :3

I wish I wasn't quite so overly trusting sometimes. ^^;

[Ethereal]

Wish granted, but you don't trust anyone ever again and become emo. You create an emo band that is very popular, making you rich. Unfortunately you don't trust banks to hold your money so you eat it instead.

I wish my boyfriend would lose some weight '^^

[Jay]

Granted but then he ends up not being able to stop losing weight and ends up anorexic o.O

I wish I could go see Despicable Me again X3

[Admiral Striker General]

(;D I don't OWN make-up, so thar! *shot* x3)

He becomes deathly anorexic instead. Soon, you cannot stand to hug him due the the stabbing of his bony frame, as he has become little more than a walking skeleton with skin stretched over its form.

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(D< I forgot to wish again AND Jay beat me again!)

You go to the theatre, paying full-price for an evening showing in 3-D, as well as ridiculous amounts for popcorn, snacks, and drinks for all the friends who decided to bum along. Once inside, however, you find it packed. Your lot grabs 6 of the last 7 seats. The remaining one, right in front of you, is then filled by a very large man wearing a moose antler hat, who insists on jumping up and screaming like a football fan at every exciting moment.. and he is easily excited. The children in the theatre- around 3/4 of the audience, also will not stop chattering and giggling, making it nigh impossible to hear. :3



I wish for some rice.

[Ethereal]

Granted, but it is magical rice that comes to life. It begs for you not to eat it, pleading for you to think of its children. You enjoy your meal, but not without a lot of noise coming from your rice.

I wish that I could breathe underwater.

[Jay]

Granted but then you can't breathe out of water and are forced to live under the water forever and ever.

I wish the Robot Unicorn Attack game was no so dang addicting.....

[Admiral Striker General]

It's no longer as addicting. Now it's more addicting.


I wish it was socially acceptable to not wear clothes so long as you fall within certain mid-range age and weight restrictions and are not overtly hairy or deformed. :3

[Daci]

Granted, but now there are whole bunch of guys running without clothes near your house, schools and daycares. Teachers are doing it too.

I wish I was a lvl 50 Shiny Furret. ^^