Make a Wish...

[★ Ryuujin !]

(O.o sneezing.... I hate sneezing.)

Wish granted
You stop sneezing, but then your nose won't stop running, and you get a headache.

I wish I would stop doing errands after midnight xP

[Daci]

Granted, but then you don't have to do anything ever again. Your life is boring and meaningless.

I wish that I had a real Beedrill

[★ Ryuujin !]

(LMFAO! I feel epic now for being more dangerous than most serial killers >w>)

Wish granted
~fails at life~ (Oh yeah, I'm THAT good >_>
You get a beedrill, and you love it. But its huge - it rivals Godzilla, and the Japanese do not like that. So, they nuke your beedrill... and everything else around it, wiping out a good portion of the USA. Though, the government doesn't care... that beedrill scared the living crap outta them.

I wish my phone would stop being a retard and just let itself connect to the damn mobile network.

[Jay]

Granted but then the network is suddenly taken over by aliens, and the only signal you can get is from mars

I wish characters for this site would quit popping into my head ._.

[★ Ryuujin !]

[>__> I always knew that Aliens were real...]

Wish granted
They no longer pop int your head. No, and you're quite happy. But... only now do they pop into real life, and pester you there. BUAHAHAHAHA! >w>

I wish that I could stop forgetting to eat. *fail*

[Ezio]

Wish granted except you eat so much one might believe you were a snorlax. except you're not and you explode from eating too much.

I wish i could eat the ultimate pizza right this moment

[★ Ryuujin !]

[.______.]

Wish granted
You get your pizza, and its definitely ultimate. So ultimate, that it pwns you hardcore, leaving you a bloody pulp.

I wish I had more tea D:

[Ezio]

Wish granted except you receive soo much tea that you drown.

I wish i never had to sleep

[★ Ryuujin !]

[You can never have too much tea, BUAHAHAHA! *Shot*]

Wish granted
You never have to sleep, but it starts to take a toll on your brain. Without the rest it so desperately needs, its working on overdrive to keep up. Eventually it has a meltdown and begins to deconstruct, slowly withering away, taking you with it.

[.__. I really am dark.... yay me >_>]

I wish I had another slushie D:

[Jay]

Granted you have another slushie, but this one is extremely cold and gives you brain freezes extremely easily to the point it is almost annoying.

Jay wishes for coffee.

[Da Smiffinator!]

Granted, but its Decaf and you fall asleep in class.

I wish the computers at school wouldn't block the Cbox.

[Maid Melody]

Granted, but now the cbox is full of cute kittehs and you can't see peoples =P

I wish I had a horse.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish Granted
You have a horse, but the horse hates humans, and always runs from you, and anyone else who attempts to catch it. When you finally catch it, you find out that it has rabies, and needs to be put down.

( I iz so cruel >__>)

I wish I lived somewhere else x__x

[Jay]

Granted. You now live in the Arctic circle where you only get light 6 months of the year .

I wish that people would have the gal to say stuff to my face instead of talking behind my back.

[Maid Melody]

(>> Ryuu...that's sadness...)

Granted, but now peoples stay away from you because they are forced to be completely honest around you and don't like that.

I wish I had a fennec fox <3

[Jay]

Not what I wished for but whatever, lol.
Granted but the fox is secretly a sadistic demon from hell bent on eating your soul.
I wish my knee would stop pissing me off.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish granted
Your knee stops pissing you off, and it feels absolutely amazing... like its brand new! (Are you sure your roommates didn't preform a surprise knee transplant on you? .__.) But now, not only is it amazing, but it seems to have developed a personality all of its own... somehow.... and it likes to run. And run, and run, and run! And because it likes to do so so much, it runs and runs and runs to fill its craving for running. Unfortunately, since you're attached to it (It is your knee, right? xD), it takes you with it and never stops running.

>__> Gawd, that makes you sound like some sort of superwoman, LOL *Isshothard*

I wish I had more chocolate milk .__.

[Jay]

(Female version of Dash anyone? *isshothard*)

Granted but the milk is soured and the chocolate doesn't stop the sour taste.

[Maid Melody]

Yous didn't make a wish Jay *shrugs*

I wish it would rain...waffles!

[Rarity]

The waffles are enormous and made of stone, and their falling ends the world. WAFFLEGEDDON!

I wish that it could be Friday EVERY DAY <3