Make a Wish...

[Maid Melody]

Wish granted, but now you are forced to relive the SAME Friday EVERY DAY!

I wish that it would rain flowers.

[Rarity]

The flowers are poisonous flowers, and anyone who smells them dies.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

[Maid Melody]

Granted, you are now a hot dog that fell onto the ground and was eaten by dogs

I wish animals could talk.

[★ Ryuujin !]

Wish Granted
Animals can talk, but now that they can, they realize that they outnumber humans greatly, and compile their strength to take over the world

I wish I had more hot chocolate >_>

[Maid Melody]

granted, but someone played a practical joke on you and now, even though the cup fills automatically it is glued to your hand and you can't release it.

I wish there were more thunderstorms in Washington T_T

[Rarity]

There are thunderstorms in Washington FOREVER until the end of time.

I wish I had a pet spider.

[Inkythulhu]

The spider turns out to be highly venomous and you loose your right arm due to being bitten. =<

I wish I had a pet Gyarados.

[Rarity]

The Gyarados eats you alive :3

I wish Pokeymans were real D:

[Da Smiffinator!]

Granted, but you are allergic to most species.

I wish I had a cupcake D:

[Inkythulhu]

GRANTED, but it has a pickled plum center. o.x

I wish I spoke German. <3

[puerdesertum]

Granted, but now you can't speak english.

I wish for this headache to cease.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but now you have a back ache.

I wish I could express myself more easily when typing. x3

[puerdesertum]

Granted, but now your hands and fingers are diseased, making it difficult to type. In two weaks, you will have to have your hands amputated. Thus, you will no longer be able to type.


I ish I could try Domino's inspired hand-tossed Pizza for 5.99 each.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but you can no longer eat any other food.

I wish I could go to the beach.

[Rarity]

Granted, but the entire beach is on fire.

I wish I had a delicious, non-poisonous sandwich.

[Maid Melody]

granted, but the sandwich has pickled prunes in it.

I wish I could camp in the mountains.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but there is a rock slide, cutting your camping trip off short.

I wish I could swim with manta rays.

[Southie]

Wish granted, but then they kidnap you and make you be their servant.

I wish I had an Ursaring.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but it gets hit by a car and turned into a bear rug.


I wish I could breath under water. (To better serve the manta rays!)

[Maid Melody]

Granted, but now you are turned into a fish and the manta rays mistake you for lunch.

I wish that I had a pet dolphin.