Make a Wish...

[Rarity]

The pet dolphin is enormous and constantly attacks people it doesn't like, which is everyone you love

I wish I wish I was a fish..

[Maid Melody]

0_o you are already a fish Kit...but ok granted, but you're a tiny reef fish and the sharks are constantly after you.

I wish that I could go see the Jeremy Camp concert...

[Jay]

Granted but when you go, it's held outside where it pours down rain to the point you are sick for the next two weeks.

I wish for Advil.

[puerdesertum]

Granted, you now have advil. Be forwarned, these are cursed advil... If you take one, your mind will be driven to take more, which in the end, will cause you to die from overdose.

You have been warned.

I wish I was an amazing cook

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but no one will eat what you cook. Ever. At all. Not even the starving people.


I wish I could change gender at will.

[Jay]

Granted but then you get stuck in the middle during one of your shifts.

I wish I hadn't just got a mental image out of the wish I granted.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but now you have a mental image of something WORSE and eventually go insane.

I wish I could bring my drawings to life.

[Jay]

Granted but then they would be deformed creatures that scream out in suffering and only wish to die. The humanitarians would be on your butt like hyenas ready to tear your head off slowly and painfully to the point both your mental state and your physical state will be suffering from their rage.

I wish I hadn't eaten an entire thing of ice cream.

[Southie]

Granted, but now you will never be able to eat ice cream again.

I wish I could live in the realm of the imaginary.

[Jay]

Granted but then anything can happen and you get carted off by none other than the Smurffs and the Snorks.

I wish my headache would go away and that I don't somehow lose my head in the process.

[Southie]

Granted, but you lose your mind in the process.

I wish I WAS IN THE MATRIX.

[Jay]

Granted but then you get stuck in slow motion for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't claustrophobic.

[Southie]

Granted, but now you're stuck in the sky forever.

I wish I had a dog.

[Jay]

Granted but it is needy and won't leave you alone, and you'll never have a human relationship ever again.

I wish I had a honey-baked ham.

[Southie]

Granted, but it is under cooked and you get food poisioning and die.

I wish I had the moon in a jar.

[Jay]

Granted but then all the Lunatone are attracted to you and try to kill you.

I wish people would quit sending me spam mail.

[Southie]

Granted, they start sending you actual mail instead. The horror.

I wish I had artistic talent.

[Inkythulhu]

Granted, but now you can no longer see, thus unable to use your new found talent.


I wish I was immune to food poisoning. (I wanna eat whatever I want! D': )

[Southie]

Granted, but you can't stop eating, and eventually explode.

I wish I had a pet wolf.

[Jay]

Granted but the wolf eats you.

I wish people would quit playing horrendous elevator music and thinking that it's cool.