Make a Wish...

[Maid Melody]

Granted but now they play only creepy music that makes you think somethings behind you.

I wish I wasn't allergic to kittehs.

[Southie]

Granted, but all the kittehs in the world die.

I wish I was an amazing writer.

[Ryder]

Granted, but you soon get wrighters block

I wish I had Billy Joe as my boyfriend.

[Southie]

Granted, but then he dies suddenly.

I wish I wish I was a fi-shotshotshot- I wish I could skip high school and go to college.

[Admiral Striker General]

You are now a college student. However, as is typical of young students who rushed through school, you find yourself completely overwhelmed by the drastically different scheduling and work pattern, along with general stress from varying sources. Over the next few months you slowly break down until one day you hit a harsh spiral, and after having a major fallout you are given no choice but to quit for the sake of your health. Not only do you become a college dropout with minimal hope of ever returning, but the long-term psychological effects have made it extremely difficult for you to commit to anything- be that what minimum wage jobs you can get, a relationship, or just a single hobby- for too long for fear of reliving such failure. You die miserable, alone, and poverty-stricken at the age of 32, and only your six pet gerbils mourn you, and only until they die of starvation themselves between one and two weeks later.


I wish I could come up with wishes as easily as corruptions. x'3

[Prince Pony Age]

Granted, but this comes at the cost of losing what you now hold dear, and your wishes tend to be less funny-making than just D8>

I wish I could find a good base for Soleh that wasn't naked and at a bad angle. xD;

[Jay]

Granted but then you can't find bases for any of your other charies :U

I wish someone was online right now ;3;

[Admiral Striker General]

Someone did show up to grant you wish right then, but instantly left, so you never even knew about it, and now it's in the past and doesn't matter anyway, so your wish was essentially wasted. :3

I wish I knew Yue's real name, without the cost of immediately forgetting, being in some way prevented from continuing RPing (including Jay not being able to as that would also prevent it), or killing, injuring, or diseasing anyone.

[Jay]

Grated. You now know Yue's real name and can continue to RP. However, the secret of what happened to Yue's eye will now remain a secret forever never coming to light even in RP. :3

I wish the cafeteria lady would quit calling me 'hun' >> it freaks me out.

[Admiral Striker General]

(x'3 Fail. The easy answers were "you don't immediately forget; you forget the next day" and "you learn it... exactly ten years from now"(or some other massive time in the future xP), etc. x3)


She stops calling you hun. :3 Now she calls you honey. And tries to put honey on all your food. O3o


I wish I had tasty food.

[Jay]

Granted, you now have tasty food. However, a dog flies through your window and steals your tasty food before running on. Ah lovely dogs.

I wish I didn't have the urge to create yet another charie.

[Prince Pony Age]

You don't feel said urge. You also find you lost your infinite muse, and find it hard to write anything, be it mod posts, RP posts, other fiction, school papers, and even the little bit in birthday/holiday cards that's essentially "happy/merry holiday I love you".

I wish that my classes were easier.

[Jay]

Granted but then you find they are too easy and you are bored but still must sit through many classes a day now still feeling bored.

I wish my it would rain.

[Admiral Striker General]

The world floods from torrential rains and kills everyone and everything that can't live permanently underwater... except you. You somehow survive it and are left alone. |3

I wish Jay would write more openly about what's going through Yue's head at the cost of only being less descriptive with her other chars I don't read anyway. o3o

[Jay]

Granted. Jay writes more on Yue's thoughts, yet she takes weeks to post even one single post because of it. You are forced to wait for freakishly long posts.

I wish my headache would go away and that I wouldn't suffer any other bodily injury while making my headache go away.

[Admiral Striker General]

x'3 Nice.

^^ The headache goes away, and your body is in top physical shape! However, you begin to suffer from spontaneous bouts of amnesia. This can range from moderately normal ADD-type reactions where you suddenly forget what you were just saying or doing to much more severe cases, such as slowly losing major bits of your past or forgetting what you've been doing for a day straight or more, often causing you to suddenly be completely lost and afraid with no idea how you got to wherever you are. :3 On the bright side, you always forget your headaches too at least~


SG wishes for an early but complete and accurately translated official copy of Pokemon White, as in today, not a day before official release or the like.

[Jay]

Granted. You have a complete and accurate translated official copy of Pokemon White. However, it is translated into German not English.

I wish I could see the future.

[Admiral Striker General]

Granted, but the only things you can see are positive surprises, both planned and coincidental. This applies for yourself and everyone around you, so that these thoughts constantly flood your mind- even the ones you'd rather not see, such as more 'private' matters and so-on. Aside from the torment of this constant flood, every bright thing in your life has been spoiled worse than the Harry Potter series, making the only unexpected events in your life the negative, and eventually causing you to spiral into an endless depression.

I wish I had a working What-If Machine that worked for both real and ficitional people. x3

[Rarity]

Granted, but the machine actually places YOU into the situations and the first thing you try is "What if ____ was actually an assassin?" and you are their target. Unfortunately, they are also good at this job.

I wish I had a legit Celebi without having to get one from Japan.

[Prince Pony Age]

Granted, but then the Celebi travels back in time and doesn't take you with it.

I wish that the nose for my Smugleaf costume hadn't broken. x'3